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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:29

What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Dr No

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why am I single?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Do narcissists love their children?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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